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JadeJohnson SUPER SPORTS™ — July Fourteenth Of 2020 Update — Main Menu Theme
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The Post-Streaming-Era Version Is Finally Here!
An ambitious, new, free PowerPoint virtual-sporting hub has arrived!
Have you ever wanted to play virtual sports with your friends, but with nearly all the fun of the real activities?
Well, introducing: "JadeJohnson Super Sportsâ„¢": A costless platform that will keep expanding and improving as time advances!
Features:
• Currently Available Sports — Now Playable:
♦ Bowling;
Play solo or challenge your friends in the attempt to achieve the perfect game!
♦ Crime Fighting;
Drive along the countryside and stop evildoers from shooting folks's vehicles!
♦ Fishing (Demo Now Available!);
Calmly catch twelve different colours of salmon! Set, and then break, your streak!
♦ Mud Diving (Demo Now Available!);
Who'll be the kicker, and who'll be the flier in this ooey gooey muddy challenge?
♦ Poker;
Try to pick the winning card from the presented pair!
♦ Voice Acting (Demo Now Available!);
Compete in the top league to see who's more mindful, passionate, and fluent!
♦ Wrestling;
It's like WWE (The World Wrestling Entertainment), but without the language!
♦ Zombie Arena;
Take out the zombies that are trying to end people's lives, before it's too late!
• More Sports — Coming In A Future Free Expansion-Pack:
♦ JadeJohnson Games™ Sports:
♣ Advanced Video Fishing;
Catch lots of fish, buy and upgrade rods, and find parts for poles when yours fail!
♣ Competitive AnnieMon-Battling;
See if you can survive longer than other real players in PoKéMoN-like RPG-duels!
♣ Farting (Demo Now Available!):
Find out who can produce the stinkier methane gas cloud in this endless challenge!
♣ Ghost Hunting;
Can you catch the ghosts haunting the mansion before they steal your soul?
♣ Introductory Cross Country (Demo Now Available!);
Run a lap around a 3D rendered room, made entirely out of 2D sprites!
♣ Riffing;
Compete "American Idolâ„¢" style, judged by real "JadeJohnson Recordsâ„¢" artists!
♣ Street Fighting;
Will you become the ultimate "World Warriorâ„¢"?
♦ Kanon Ryan Sports:
♣ Laser Tag;
Land the most hits on your opponents whilst avoiding the light beams they shoot.
♣ Nurf® Arena;
Land the most hits on your opponents whilst avoiding their own fired foam darts.
♣ Paintball;
Land the most hits on your opponents whilst avoiding the paint balls they throw.
♣ Snowball League;
Land the most hits on your opponents whilst avoiding the snowballs they chuck.
♣ Tennis;
Hit a ball out of bounds just across a court so your opponent can't return it in time.
♣ Water Balloon League;
Land the most hits on your opponents whilst avoiding the water balloons they lob.
• Profiles:
Each copy of "JadeJohnson Super Sports™" comes with a tool that lets you create and manage up to a hundred and twenty eight (128) individually customizable user profiles. Each player can either upload their very own, full body, unique likeness directly into the "Character Select" menu as an avatar, or pick from our expansive plethora of ready made character images as a quick fix — in case they wanted to jump right into the gameplay!
Now Streaming!
"JadeJohnson Super Sportsâ„¢": Play as anybody, play with everyone, and play sports that will keep you on for hours!
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Mild Cartoon Violence
Mild Fantasy Violence
Mild Realistic Violence
Animated Bloodshed
Brief Nudity
Suggestive Themes
Comical Shenanigans
Simulated Gambling
We've already finished developing three out of the four launch sports for the final game! You'd be surprised how much easier they are to develop than we ever feared they'd be! 🎶Fear: he IS a liar! He WILL rob your rest, steal your happi-ness!🎶
The Streaming Grid is now in development! The initial launch version of the "JadeJohnson Super Sportsâ„¢" streaming service should be ready by this weekend!
The game's maturity rating has been changed to "all ages"! We figured that since the blood is pixelated and the game has no gore, full scale nutity, language, higher than merely suggestive references, or entirely sexual content at all, we should be okay.
The "Voice Acting" and "Introductory Cross Country" demos have officially launched for PowerPoint!
Formerly Unsolved Mysteries — Fum:
Q&A:
What should i add in the Easter update?
1A new update has come out for the "Mud Diving" package, which now balances character genders between all kickers and fliers! Woo hoo! Go civil rights!
We just released a major patch to the "MUD DIVING Demo", so that it should actually run now; sorry about that, must've been that yesterday was Friday March THIRTEENTH Of Twenty Twenty! ¡lol!
How about "BaseLow": a baseball like sport where you lie on your back with your arms stretched behind your head, bop a pillow toward your feet, and try to kick it to your left for a home run? It's an FMV sports game we've dreamt of for a bit now!
